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machman

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PostSubject: Re: A Duck walks into a bar...   A Duck walks into a bar... EmptySun 10 Aug - 4:23:46
Why are turds tapered on the end? so yer butt don't slam shut
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lol!
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heard that one before, Fooking funny though, lol Giggle
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A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f***ing bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?"
Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f***ing bread, for Christ's sake. Ask me again and I'll nail your f***ing beak to the bar you irritating b**tard of a f***ing bird!"
Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?"
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